“Oh, it is on like DONKEY KONG, MY FRIEND!” Isamu shouted, leaping to his feet and kicking the chair back. “KEN! Get back here, the tables just turned!”

LOL. I love this story. So much. And great punchline, btw. Oh, and I agree with everyone, basically. Just have them running around in nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein briefs (there's a label no one can argue against) and dripping in balsamic vinegar and olive oil. Please.