Ho shit, if anything called for a "Fuck My Life" entry, this would be it.


"My ex whom I once killed in a past life and who I've been pining for just tried to rip off my pants and fuck me senseless but I had to turn her down because she's possessed. Balls are permanently blue. FML."

I need them, too," he agreed

A million times: HA!!!!! Can't disagree with homeboy!

Great, awesome characterization, especially the part about Mars never pouting. Glad to see you're writing again!! Welcome back!