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sea_thoughts) wrote2010-03-05 06:55 pm
sea_thoughts) wrote2010-03-05 06:55 pm
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Jadeite groaned. If Pluto had been honest and told him that his first assignment on being reawakened would involve being klonked on the head by a possessed Mars, he had to be honest, he might have turned the whole thing down. She was beautiful but surely no woman was worth the feeling that your head was being split in two?
He opened one eye and saw her standing over him, breathing hard. How to persuade someone who had killed you once before and could quite easily do it again that killling you was a bad idea? The fact that he could be easily resurrected was not at all comforting, he would come back looking like something off a barbecue grill. He really hoped that the cave youma hadn't turnd her into some sort of cannibal. This could get nasty.
"Mars," he began, wincing as she bent down and dragged him to his feet, "you don't want to do this."
"Yes," she breathed, "yes, I do."
Before Jadeite could do anything, let alone protest, she pulled his face towards her and kissed him. Well, it wasn't really a kiss so much as a mashing of lips but his erection didn't seem to care about that. He wasn't sure what the hell was going on but he no longer cared. She shoved him against the wall, hands grabbing at the bottom of his tunic, grunting something which sounded like "Get this off". It really was unfair. Any other time, he would have already had her up against the wall, but he had to make a token effort to resist, since she was under a spell and all. He grabbed her wrists and pulled them up, forcing her to look at him.
"Mars, baby, you know I want you," he said, thinking he might as well be truthful since she could already feel the evidence, "but I don't want our first time to be in a dark, smelly cave where a youma could interrupt us. And the other senshi are also in here and I definitely don't want THEM interrupting, especially since they'll probably think I'm raping you and cut off my balls without a second thought."
"Oh..." She looked down and frowned. "Definitely don't want that. I need them."
"I need them, too," he agreed, "so let's just kill the youma, get out of here, find somewhere private and continue this there, yeah?"
She looked up at him and pouted. This, more than anything, told him she wasn't in her right mind. Mars never pouted, she had too much pride. "But I want you," she said sadly.
Jadeite was now convinced that the universe was a sadist. The words he'd always wanted to hear and he had to ignore them. "I know, but we have to go and fight now," he said, praying that her love of battle would overwhelm this spell-induced lust and simultaneously praying that it wouldn't and that she'd throw him to the floor and ride him like a cowgirl.
Mars blinked. "Fight," she said slowly, savouring the word. "Yes. Fight!" She turned and vanished into the darkness, already preparing a Fire Arrow.
Jadeite's knees gave out and he slumped to the floor. Never mind the youma, he was going to die of frustration.
He opened one eye and saw her standing over him, breathing hard. How to persuade someone who had killed you once before and could quite easily do it again that killling you was a bad idea? The fact that he could be easily resurrected was not at all comforting, he would come back looking like something off a barbecue grill. He really hoped that the cave youma hadn't turnd her into some sort of cannibal. This could get nasty.
"Mars," he began, wincing as she bent down and dragged him to his feet, "you don't want to do this."
"Yes," she breathed, "yes, I do."
Before Jadeite could do anything, let alone protest, she pulled his face towards her and kissed him. Well, it wasn't really a kiss so much as a mashing of lips but his erection didn't seem to care about that. He wasn't sure what the hell was going on but he no longer cared. She shoved him against the wall, hands grabbing at the bottom of his tunic, grunting something which sounded like "Get this off". It really was unfair. Any other time, he would have already had her up against the wall, but he had to make a token effort to resist, since she was under a spell and all. He grabbed her wrists and pulled them up, forcing her to look at him.
"Mars, baby, you know I want you," he said, thinking he might as well be truthful since she could already feel the evidence, "but I don't want our first time to be in a dark, smelly cave where a youma could interrupt us. And the other senshi are also in here and I definitely don't want THEM interrupting, especially since they'll probably think I'm raping you and cut off my balls without a second thought."
"Oh..." She looked down and frowned. "Definitely don't want that. I need them."
"I need them, too," he agreed, "so let's just kill the youma, get out of here, find somewhere private and continue this there, yeah?"
She looked up at him and pouted. This, more than anything, told him she wasn't in her right mind. Mars never pouted, she had too much pride. "But I want you," she said sadly.
Jadeite was now convinced that the universe was a sadist. The words he'd always wanted to hear and he had to ignore them. "I know, but we have to go and fight now," he said, praying that her love of battle would overwhelm this spell-induced lust and simultaneously praying that it wouldn't and that she'd throw him to the floor and ride him like a cowgirl.
Mars blinked. "Fight," she said slowly, savouring the word. "Yes. Fight!" She turned and vanished into the darkness, already preparing a Fire Arrow.
Jadeite's knees gave out and he slumped to the floor. Never mind the youma, he was going to die of frustration.
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Well, I laready expressed my love for this and my delight for having contributed (sort of XD) to a plotbunny. Gotta love cavewoman!Rei + blueballs of a chivalrous Jadeite :DDD
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Also, have you found the reverse cowgirl yet? I linked it in one of the replies :> .
Now, allow me a midnight snack here while I feed my own plotbunnies and moar smut *wink wink*
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*nibbles on cookie* Isn't it late for you in Italy? (You are in Italy right?)
sea_thoughts, you are such a good writer
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Loved it!!!
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YOU ALIVE <33333 *dons Zoi!wig, drags Lils into cave*
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Psst, go check my LJ. It's all your fault, woman! :D
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Hilarious!
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Sucks to be him though. And Mars thinks chivalry is dead. (Well.. more like she thinks men are scum.) But love this! LOL.
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and have them smut, if you're ok with an individual like me I can at least supply some eye candy to make up for the bother XDI hadn't realized you were here as well . So much fictional goodness to backtrack *_* .
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Well that's one way to defeat an enemy!
"My ex whom I once killed in a past life and who I've been pining for just tried to rip off my pants and fuck me senseless but I had to turn her down because she's possessed. Balls are permanently blue. FML."
I need them, too," he agreed
A million times: HA!!!!! Can't disagree with homeboy!
Great, awesome characterization, especially the part about Mars never pouting. Glad to see you're writing again!! Welcome back!
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I need them, too," he agreed
A million times: HA!!!!! Can't disagree with homeboy!
They are quite necessary for what she wants to do, after all. *smirk*
Great, awesome characterization, especially the part about Mars never pouting. Glad to see you're writing again!! Welcome back!
I wasn't aware that I'd been away. Unless you're talking about the dead laptop? But thanks!
Bravisimo
Consider yourself prodded!
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Ah, yes. Please continue onward. Make Jadeite proud, er, suffer for his "meal" or "prize", whichever you prefer to call it.
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I will try and get a sequel done but I'm not promising anything. :)
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And please do! Even if it isn't a sequel, so long as Jadeite and/or Mars suffer. Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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Poor Jadeite and his blue blue balls....
Wicked funny, it really is. HA! I need them too
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My favorite line: "I know, but we have to go and fight now," he said, praying that her love of battle would overwhelm this spell-induced lust and simultaneously praying that it wouldn't and that she'd throw him to the floor and ride him like a cowgirl.
If only.
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Poor, poor Jadeite. His balls must have turned blue by now.
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Reading through your journal was a pleasure, a lovely way of spending my Sunday afternoon.
*blush blush* Thank you.