Santa's Letters 2008

[sea_thoughts]

I'm posting THIS one because it's the only positive one I've ever had. *lol*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I pushed jules1278 in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (970 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, sea_thoughts

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Here's my second attempt...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I gave wyse_k a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I pushed elianthos in the mud (-17 points). Last month I put gum in nert's hair (-12 points). Last week I helped sache see the light (8 points). In January I helped gijane7702 hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-144 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, sea_thoughts

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The scary thing is, I can totally see us hiding a body of some kind, Chris. And I can't see me showing FicBitch the light, but oh well...

I'll write a proper entry tomorrow or Friday. If anybody's interested in where I've been.

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[alexiscartwheel.livejournal.com]

*waves* I just wanted to say hello, because I've just discovered that my flist is, for some mysterious reason, not displaying your posts. So here I've thought you haven't been posting in a really long time, when you've been here all along! Stupid technology...

Whenever you get around to that proper entry, I'm definitely interested in where you've been! (And I'm glad you hadn't dropped off the face of the Earth like I had thought.)

I hope you get that Easy Bake Oven. :)

[sea_thoughts]

Yeah, my friend nell_aria said she had the same problem. :( I don't know why.

What exactly IS an Easy Bake Oven??

[alexiscartwheel.livejournal.com]

How bizarre! LJ is trying to hide you away. :(

The Easy Bake Oven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjPDZbseKYs) is a classic American toy. If you've every wanted to bake a single cookie or brownie using only the heat from a light bulb, then it's the perfect gift for you! :D

We never had one, because if we wanted to bake something, Mom would just help us mix, then cook in the real oven. Making baked goods that weren't to share just was not done.

[sea_thoughts]

I know! ;_; It's terrible!

Thanks for the explanation! And you're lucky to have a mother who did that. My mother hates cooking.